Non-Jews are for practice
I skipped work to stalk him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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