oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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