Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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