just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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