I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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