just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
