do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
