I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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