Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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