i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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