im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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