The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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