For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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