What a fucking waste of an outfit
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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