We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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