i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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