Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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