doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
