We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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