This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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