We won't sleep together?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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