But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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