You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Randomize
