Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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