he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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