Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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