you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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