are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How's work?
Spinning.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
you never un-have a 4some
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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