Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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