What a fucking waste of an outfit
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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