the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
