i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
COCAINE IS GR8
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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