In the future we'll all be gay
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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