So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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