My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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