He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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