goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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