New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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