he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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