Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
