Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
