That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
