He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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