If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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