youre lurking in front of me
My cat gives me a boner
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
