Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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