I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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