No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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