Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just gargled with NyQuil
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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