That's intense
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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