And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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