I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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