He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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