We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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