I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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